We always turn to the best experts in their field with our questions, but not this time. Today we talked to the worst of the worst in all fields about the best offers. Who else but him should understand the difference?
We expected some kind of dramatic atmosphere, but we didn’t take into account that our specialist is the worst in all areas, the worst even in creating a dramatic atmosphere. Therefore, our interview took place in the most ordinary rented apartment, similar to an inexpensive hotel room, well, maybe only a little dirtier.
Where the specialist did not disappoint our expectations was in his appearance. Not outstanding in any way, but definitely worse than most in some ways.
“Now you’re going to ask me questions about the best offers, but I don’t know anything special about it,” he began quite predictably, “or rather, I know, but more than everyone else. And, you understand, it’s like that in everything. I’ll tell you right away, I have a list of the best offers, but why do I need it? I won’t succeed anyway. Maybe you can just publish it, and I won’t tell you anything?”
After thinking about it, we agreed to this arrangement. After all, the interview did not bode well. However, even in refusing the interview, our worst specialist turned out to be no better. As soon as we agreed, he continued to say in his boring voice absolutely banal things that all affiliate blogs consist of. Therefore, you do not have to read further, you can simply scroll to the end of this not the best article, straight to the list of the best offers and you will definitely not lose anything.
“I know no one will be interested in reading me, so you might want to warn your blog readers that they don’t have to watch the interview.” We replied that we had intended to do just that. “Oh my god, I’m not even very good at politely anticipating.” We replied that we weren’t even sure there was such a thing as “politely anticipating,” perhaps he meant “anticipatory”? “Yeah, it doesn’t matter anymore, I’m as bad at defining words as I am at everything else.”
“You know, I wasn’t always like this. I was actually good at basketball, and was about to be drafted by an NBA team, but I was so into sports cars at the time that I didn’t show up for the pre-draft interview.” We pointed out to our interlocutor that he was probably no more than 5’6″ tall, and we didn’t believe he was an NBA prospect. “Yes, I am also very, very bad at lying. And all because I wanted to give the most honest interview possible, and this is what came of it.”
“You know, let’s stop this nonsense, here is a list of the best offers. They are the best for various reasons: high payouts, fast approval, reliable payouts, well-known brands. They are simply united by the fact that they are the best. I can’t tell you anything better than that.”
We silently left the apartment, taking the list with us. Vositina – this was the worst interview in the world, but sometimes great results come from bad things. Just like this list, use it wisely:
- NordVPN (WW) – VPN service – up to 76.9% CPS
- Fiverr (WW) – freelance marketplace – up to $115,38
- Etihad Airways (WW) – national airline – 0.76% CPS
- Max (US) – streaming service – $5.38 CPS
- Brevo (WW) – marketing platform – up to $153.84 CPS
- Paramount+ (US) – streaming service – $9.12 CPA
- Envato Placeit (WW) – DIY design tool – up to $38.46 CPS
- Automattic (WW) – web tools – up to 76.9% CPS
- MESHKI (US) – women’s fashion – 5.76% CPS
- MasterClass (US) – learning platform – 19.23% CPS
Please let our manager know if you are interested in these offers – khl@moonrover.pro
