A-offers list

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In many alphabets around the world, the letter “a” comes first, which is why it’s often used as a superlative. But not in this collection of offers; here, “a” is simply “a.” Well, except for the offers, they really are great.

 

  1. AAA

American science fiction writer Robert Sheckley wrote a series of humorous short stories about a planetary decontamination service called AAA. They were named that way to always be listed first in the reference book. Well, Gregory and Arnold have certainly achieved their goal—they’re first on our list. Read the stories; they’re hilarious, we recommend them. We also recommend our new offer: Accio (WW) – AI sourcing engine – up to 53.83% 

 

  1. AA

Lest you think our keyboard is stuck on the letter “a,” we’re changing its number in the title. Okay, that doesn’t prove anything. We were wrong. We make mistakes in every article, so you’ll believe it’s written by a real person and not an AI. But AI doesn’t fit the scope of this article, but AA batteries do. Turns out they’ve been produced in this size since 1907, wow. Almost as impressive as our offer: AutoRentals (WW) – auto rentals – 6.152%

 

  1. A

The simple letter “a” has about a hundred meanings in a wide variety of fields, from a photographic team of mercenaries to a symbol of anarchy. It’s also the name of five rivers in Germany. But we prefer “a,” as a symbol for adult films in India. And all the offers in this collection begin with this letter. What a coincidence: Airpaz (WW) – hotel and flight booking – 3%

 

  1. AA

We won’t joke about Alcoholics Anonymous, so in this selection, Aa is a plant. It’s a member of the Orchidaceae family, native to the Andes at the edge of the snow line near mountain streams. There are two theories about its name. One is that it honors Pieter van der Aa, a Dutch publisher of books and maps. Another theory is that the genus was named so to always be first in alphabetical order. Yeah, hello planetary decontamination service. Our offer starts with “a” for other reasons: Arena Club (US) – sports and entertainment cards – 3.8%

 

  1. AAA

We’ll finish with the Association of Autonomous Astronauts (AAA)—an international network of communities dedicated to “building your own spaceships.” AAA also plays three-way football. They also claim to be training for zero-gravity flights. They sometimes participate in conferences and protest the militarization of space. We like them, oddballs. Just like our offer: Aquasana (WW) – water filtering –  9.228%

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