In our new selection of offers, we’ll be revisiting legacy services. These old services will be presented alongside our new services or offers. Confused? It’s actually quite simple; let’s move on to shoe shiners and bearded women.
- Chimney sweeps
If you think about it, many places still have chimneys, and even luxury cottages have fireplaces, which means someone has to clean them. But while the service remains, these guys have lost all their charm. Especially the broken cylinders. Without them, it’s not the same at all. But our new offer shines like a freshly cleaned chimney. They do shine, right: Sears Home Services (US) – local repair techs – up to $30
- Bearded Women
Here’s another lost profession in the entertainment industry. It’s unclear where you can look at a bearded woman and escape the daily grind, enjoying a cultural break while watching. Of course, this venerable niche has been filled by Instagram bloggers, but this is precisely the case when the digital age kills all the charm. Our new offer is the opposite: Ooma (US,CA) – American telecommunications – 84.5$
- Shoe Shine Boys
If there are still chimney sweeps left, then where have all the shoe shine boys gone? Especially with the trend for white-soled sneakers?! It’s simply absurd; we see no logical explanation. Well, at least our new offer somehow alleviates the pain of this injustice: Cointracker (US,UK,CA,AU) – crypto tax soft – 15.38%
- Lamplighter
Here’s another degeneracy, just like with the chimney sweeps. Apparently, municipal services still change lamps in streetlights, but no one calls these people lamplighters. How did this happen? Where’s their union pride? They just need to unite with the lamplighters, and maybe with the pool cleaners, just for the sake of numbers. But our offer is good in itself: Helium10 (WW) – tool for SEO and analytics – up to 19.225%
- Corporate Copywriter
Wait, we haven’t disappeared yet; you’re reading this! Ahhh, that’s ironic. Just a reminder that this article was written by a real person, not some AI. A regular living person who has to clean their own shoes and drains. Well, not all the services have disappeared yet, that’s heartwarming. And here’s an example: ClickUp (Multigeo) – project management – $19
