Human history knows many good old things that never existed anywhere except in the human imagination. Unlike all these sweet illusions, all our eCommerce offers are absolutely real
- Pastoral
Pastoral is an idyllic depiction of rural, simple life. It originated in ancient Greece and continues to this day. The city dweller’s yearning for nature portrays rural life as easy, carefree, and joyful. In fact, it’s the exact opposite of what a peasant actually experiences. Our offer is different; it’s honest: Zalora (ID) – clothing shop – 6.1%
- Medieval Tavern
Every fantasy RPG without exception must feature a medieval tavern: a cozy place with warm torchlight, foaming ale, meat grilled over a fire, and beautiful village girls. In real medieval taverns, there were bedbugs and lice and the smell of sweat. Sleeping under the open sky was usually preferable. Our offer isn’t inventing anything; it truly is what it is: Petco (US) – pet products – 1.5%
- The Golden Age
Essentially a pastoral period, only in it, people lived a simple and easy life. No internet, no vaccinations, and so on. Archaeological finds show that people in those distant times, if they lived happily, certainly didn’t live longer than 35 years. Our offer is the closest thing to a golden age that humanity has ever experienced: PromoFarma (ES) – cosmetics and dietary supplements – 4.6%
- 50s Housewives
Yes, those wasp-waisted women who bring you a cocktail after work and massage your shoulders. Let’s pretend for a second that this is actually true and that for a single decade, women all over the world became exactly what men wanted them to be. Compared to this picture, even Godzilla vs. King Kong looks like a documentary. You’ve already guessed what’s real: ASUS (BR) – notebooks and smartphones – 1.15%
- Successful Copywriter
Wait, that myth doesn’t even exist. My God, just think about how sad that is. It’s such an unlikely scenario that no one even thought of it. Well, at least you know he wasn’t replaced by AI in this article. That’s something to celebrate. And here’s another one: ZAPAKA (US) – dresses and accessories – 7.69%
