New offers, missing things

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Something goes away, and something new comes to replace it. We’re remembering what’s gone and introducing you to new offers.

 

  1. Storage Media

Nothing has changed as much in recent years as storage media. While vinyl records and reel-to-reel tapes still have their fans, floppy disks, for example, are no longer used. And yet, how convenient it is to store 1.44 megabytes of information in one place. Although, it’s much more convenient to promote our new offer: ThreatDown (WW) – cybersecurity solution –  11.53% CPS

 

  1. Dial-up modems

Well, yes, they were also data transfer devices, but how they rustled, creaked, beeped, and crackled while in use. You could literally hear and even feel yourself cutting through the internet. And what about the photos that load from above? You know what we mean. Our new offer is almost as exciting: Baselane (US) – banking platform – $153.84 CPS

 

  1. Coachmen

We never promised this would be a collection of modern items. Coachmen disappeared along with horse-drawn carriages. Okay, a couple still remain, but can we be sure they’re real coachmen? Who remembers the old ones? No one? And these new ones are too clean. What you can be sure of is our new offer: GameBoost (WW) – digital products – 7.69% CPS

 

  1. Moon Pizza Toppings

This obligatory recursive item in this collection is brimming with genuine nostalgia. We’ve stopped ordering pizza to our lunar office, so uneaten pizza toppings are a thing of the past. We no longer have the money to pay the spirit of Edgar Allan Poe, so he refuses to write for us, and we’re forced to create these collections instead. But our offers are new, like this one: Trainline (WW) – train tickets across Europe – 15% CPS

 

  1. The ’80s

It’s logical that once a time has passed, it can’t be brought back—hard to argue with that. But it seems everyone misses a little of the ’80s. Sure, hairstyles, shoulder pads, and synthesizers sometimes come back into fashion. Some very strange TV series exploit our nostalgia, but the ’80s themselves will never return. Let’s accept this hard fact and cheer ourselves up with a new offer: Swyft filings (US) – small business management – 76.9$ CPS

 

Please let our manager know if you are interested in these offers – khl@moonrover.pro

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