In our weekly offer selection, we balance out soft offers with something solid. You get the idea, right? Soft offers, solid selection. Oh, this play on words, why did we even get involved in this?
- T-800
We wanted to open the selection with something reliably solid, like a T-800 Terminator. It has a metal skeleton and all that. But then we realized it should have a soft exterior, right? But then again, you can’t call Terminators soft. Sorry, we got confused from the start, but here’s our definitely solid soft offer: Thordata (WW) – data center proxy – 38%
- Mattress
Yes, yes, we know mattresses can be soft, but we’re talking about firm mattresses here. These are the kind of mattresses that make it hard to understand why people buy them. If you like those, you can sleep on a hardboard; it’s definitely cheaper, and sometimes more comfortable. Don’t get me wrong, we’re not promoting soft mattresses, only soft offers: Zeffy (WW) – fundraising platform for nonprofits – 23%
- Solid Snake
Why is he solid? Does anyone know? We’re not using AI here, and the author of this article last played Metal Gear back on the original PlayStation back in the 20th century. Although, what difference does it make if your friend’s name is Ocelot Revolver (as if AI came up with their names), then it doesn’t matter what your name is. The difference is in our offer: PureVPN (WW) – VPN service – 19.23%
- Stone
So simple – stone. Stones are definitely hard, few can argue with that; finally, by the fourth point of this list, we’re on solid ground. Ah! Here’s the subject for point five! What a relief, my heart somehow softened a little: Bluehost (WW) – WordPress platform – up to $384.61
- Ground
Of course, using AI to write articles is tempting; it could suggest options. But we’ll never do that. All these meaningless words were written by a real person. So what’s the solid ground? It’s that, no matter what nonsense we write here, our offers are excellent: Netlify (WW) – web apps builder – 15.38%
